If Twat and Cunt had a baby, it would look nothing like a birthday card but it would be called a twunt because that's how naming works in Laboured Joke land.
A Fucking Epic Birthday Card
I'm made from bitchin' sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, which makes me thick in all the right ways. I'm on the smaller side, coming in at 105 x 148mm but don't let that fool you, I pack a punch. I also come with my own envelope cos I'm swish like that.