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Feelings are hard! Expressing them even more so for the emotionally stunted, and so I've come to the rescue with birthday cards that straddle all the feelings, love, loathing, crusty fanny flannels we've got them all. 

A F*cking Epic Birthday Card

£2.00Price
  • Blank on the inside, twisted on the outside.
    I'm made from bitchin' sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, which makes me thick in all the right ways. I'm on the smaller side, coming in at 105 x 148mm but don't let that fool you, I pack a punch. I also come with my own envelope cos I'm swish like that. 

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