Level up your gift-giving this year with a personalised doodle in the grand old style of 'Trophy Hunter Twot'. Hold the phone though because this isn't just any old digital file, but a gift you'll be able to lord it over all the other unoriginal flossers who got them a bottle of wine, again.
Each portrait is hand-drawn by me in sexy black ink, scanned into the magical wizard called, 'adobe' coloured in and then printed onto lovely thick photo paper, you'll receive both the hand-drawn illustration (signed) AND the printout in the post. The digital file will also wing it's way to you.
Please read the 'Info' section on this page to find out how to proceed. Don't worry, it's a piece of piss.
Due to the nature of this product, I'm unable to offer a refund if you're unhappy. Perhaps try and find your doppelganger and trade, you could make it a quest for the ages.