Hate the world but love art? Then this dark art print is just up your twisted street. A limited run of only 42, every print is sighed by me, Elder Eli*.
Printed on A4 100% recycled spanking white card (so you can be extra smug) this art print will make one hell of an impact on your wall.
Allergic To C*nts Art Print
I'm made from 300g - 100% recycled card made in Britain, forged from 100% post-consumer waste which makes me guilt-free in all the right ways, baby. I'm standard A4 size which comes in at 210x297mm.
RETURN & REFUND POLICY
If you're not happy with your art print and would like to send it back for a refund, that would totally be ok and I wouldn't have hurt feelings at all, and I wouldn't cry certainly not into a large glass of wine, nope not one bit. You can return it by post within 30 days, for a full refund. For a kick-arse description of how to return products for a refund, head on over to FAQ.
Until I figure out how to strap rockets to penguins in posty uniforms without killing them, and any innocent bystanders I'm forced to use Royal Mail. Postage for Prints to UK address is £1.50. International £2.50 but if you buy more than one product then not only will I love you for a long time but you'll only pay postage once. So stock up, art only increase in vaule I heard.