This is just a birthday card looking for another birthday card to stand on the mantle place of life: growing old and wise together until they are recycled in an unholy death orgy of birthday cards, newspapers and electric bills. It's what they would have wanted.
Text: Hope this birthday brings you happiness and not a new kind of STD unknown to medical science.
Birthday Card Thingy Majiggy
I'm blank on the inside, twsited on the outsdie. I'm made from bitchin' sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, which makes me thick in all the right ways. I'm on the smaller side, coming in at 105 x 148mm but don't let that fool you, I pack a punch.