Say hello to the only birthday card you'll ever need.*
*Until the next birthday. 

Bloody Good Birthday Card

SKU: 364215376135191

    I'm made from bitchin' sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, which makes me thick in all the right ways. I'm on the smaller side, coming in at 105 x 148mm but don't let that fool you, I pack a punch. I also come with my own envelope cos I'm swish like that. 


    If you're not happy with your greeting card and would like to send it back for a refund, that would totally be ok and I wouldn't have hurt feelings at all, and I wouldn't cry certainly not into a large glass of wine, nope not one bit. You can return it by post within 30 days, for a full refund. For a kick-arse description of how to return products for a refund, head on over to FAQ


    Until I figure out how to strap rockets to penguins in posty uniforms without killing them, and any innocent bystanders I'm forced to use Royal Mail. Postage for UK address is £1, International £1.80 but if you buy more than one then not only will I love you for a long time but you'll only pay postage once. So stock up, when the apocalypse comes you'll be happy you had the foresight to stockpile birthday cards. 

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