When you think about it, anyone south of Longyearbyen* could be classed as such.
*Isolated on the polar archipelago of Svalbard at 78 degrees north, Longyearbyen is the world's northernmost permanent settlement. Who says shopping rots your mind?
Text: Happy Birthday... you southern cunt
Happy Birthday... you Southern C*&T
Blank on the inside, twisted on the outside. I'm made from bitchin' sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, which makes me thick in all the right ways. I'm on the smaller side, coming in at 105 x 148mm but don't let that fool you, I pack a punch. I also come with my own envelope cos I'm swish like that.