If a Tw*t and a C*nt had a baby, it would look nothing like a birthday card but it would be called a twunt because that's how naming works in Laboured Joke Land.
Text: A special Birthdaqy Wish for my Favourite Twunt
A Meanie Birthday Card
I'm blank inside, twisted on the inside. I'm made from bitchin' sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, which makes me thick in all the right ways. I'm on the smaller side, coming in at 105 x 148mm but don't let that fool you, I pack a punch. I also come with my own envelope cos I'm swish like that.