She's outlived, three husbands, her ovaries, Jim the neighbour who she'd let fuck her up the arse for an evening down the social and her cat Elvis. Elvis's funeral was the only one she put a bra on for. 

Betty's motto is, ‘Home is where the tits swing free.'

The Betty

  • I'm made from bitchin' sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, which makes me thick in all the right ways. I'm on the smaller side, coming in at 105 x 148mm but don't let that fool you, I pack a punch. I also come with my own envelope cos I'm swish like that. 

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