Give the gift of Eugene.
His motto is, 'Pace the day, hernias hurt.'
WARNING: This card has a willy on it, a doodled one, but still a bit of a shock if you're not expecting it.
The Eugene Card Birthday Card
£2.50Price
Blank on the inside, twisted on the outside. I'm made from bitchin' sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, which makes me thick in all the right ways. I'm on the smaller side, coming in at 105 x 148mm but don't let that fool you, I pack a punch.