Tred is a bad-arse Unicorn who takes shit from no one. He enjoys watching folk struggle to parallel park, his monthly subscription to Penhouse and provoking nuns. His motto is What would Chuck Norris do?
Text: Have a Magical birthday: fuck face
Unicorn Birthday Card
Blank on the inside, twisted on the outside. I'm made from bitchin' sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, which makes me thick in all the right ways. I'm on the smaller side, coming in at 105 x 148mm but don't let that fool you, I pack a punch. I also come with my own envelope cos I'm swish like that.