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Over a certain age, you've got making noises to get off the sofa to look forward to, body bits not working right or just straight up falling off, and wrinkles other than that, it's brilliant. 
Text: Welcome to middle age... It's craptaular. 

Welcome to Middle Age...

  • Blank on the inside, twisted on the outside. I'm made from bitchin' sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, which makes me thick in all the right ways. I'm on the smaller side, coming in at 105 x 148mm but don't let that fool you, I pack a punch. I also come with my own envelope cos I'm swish like that. 

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