Flattery will get you everywhere, including getting away scot-free from 'alledged' (wink) crimes.
Text: You Are All Kinds of Amazing...
PS I need an alibi.
You Are All Kinds of Amazing... Card
Blank on the inside, twisted on the outside. I'm made from bitchin' sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, which makes me thick in all the right ways. I'm on the smaller side, coming in at 105 x 148mm but don't let that fool you, I pack a punch. I also come with my own envelope cos I'm swish like that.