The Secret Shed
Let's say if Johnny Depp and The British Library had a baby and that baby grew up into a weird dark-eyed man/book creature with a rolling library ladder down the side of his face, and a jacket made of old ticket stubs and whispers.
If that creature had a secret lair and that lair had some sort of shoe box in it and every time you opened the shoe box; millions of letters would fly out and burrow into your brain.
The Secret Shed is like that!
Of course, another way to describe this page is to say that it's an index of all my short stories and extracts from my books, but that's not even 12% as fun, or 100% as disturbing.