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Need the perfect card for the excessive wanker in your life? Here you go.

Text: A little of what you fancy does you good... but you need to stop with all the wanking.

A little of what you fancy does you good...card

£2.95Price
  • Blank on the inside, twisted on the outside. I'm made from bitchin' sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, which makes me thick in all the right ways. I'm on the smaller side, coming in at 105 x 148mm but don't let that fool you, I pack a punch. I also come with my own envelope cos I'm swish like that. 

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