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Embrace death one birthday at a time. 
 

Text: Bang! Another year closer to death. 
 

Remember to use the code FREESHIZ to activate the 3 for 2 offer on the checkout page. 

Embrace death one birthday card at a time.

£2.95Price
  • Blank on the inside, twisted on the outside. I'm made from bitchin' sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, which makes me thick in all the right ways. I'm on the smaller side, coming in at 105 x 148mm but don't let that fool you, I pack a punch. I also come with my own envelope cos I'm swish like that. 

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