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Get a card that expresses all the feels. 
Text: Here's your bastard birthday card you little shit

Bastard Birthday Card

£2.95Price
  • Blank on the inside, twisted on the outside. I'm made from bitchin' sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, which makes me thick in all the right ways. I'm on the smaller side, coming in at 105 x 148mm but don't let that fool you, I pack a punch. I also come with my own envelope cos I'm swish like that. 

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