The perfect card for when you've been forced (most probably by a family member or work colleague) to buy one.
Text: Here's your bastard birthday card, you little shit
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Bastard Birthday Card
£2.95Price
Blank on the inside, twisted on the outside. I'm made from bitchin' sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, which makes me thick in all the right ways. I'm on the smaller side, coming in at 105 x 148mm but don't let that fool you, I pack a punch. I also come with my own envelope cos I'm swish like that.