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Do you have a budding evil genius in your friendship group? This card offers helpful suggestions on what they can spend their birthday money on. 

Birthday wishes for an evil genius.
A skull to monologue world-domination plans to.
An army of battle-tested mutant squirrels.
A volcano island lair (with good wifi).

Remember to use the code FREESHIZ to activate the 3 for 2 offer on the checkout page. 

Birthday Wishes for an evil genius.

  • Blank on the inside, twisted on the outside. I'm made from bitchin' sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, which makes me thick in all the right ways. I'm on the smaller side, coming in at 105 x 148mm but don't let that fool you, I pack a punch. I also come with my own envelope cos I'm swish like that. 

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