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We all have a friend who may be a first-class dick-head, but they are our first calls dick-head. 
Text: Happy Birthday... you legendary dick-head

Happy Birthday... you legendary dick-head.

  • Blank on the inside, twisted on the outside. I'm made from bitchin' sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, which makes me thick in all the right ways. I'm on the smaller side, coming in at 105 x 148mm but don't let that fool you, I pack a punch. I also come with my own envelope cos I'm swish like that. 

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