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"To play golf is to spoil an otherwise enjoyable walk” and I agree, and I hate walking to the fridge for cheese.

Text: Happy Birthday... you ball-fiddling golf wanker

Happy Birthday... you ball-fiddling golf wanker

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  • Blank on the inside, twisted on the outside. I'm made from bitchin' sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, which makes me thick in all the right ways. I'm on the smaller side, coming in at 105 x 148mm but don't let that fool you, I pack a punch. I also come with my own envelope cos I'm swish like that. 

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