Happy Birthday... you ball-fiddling golf wanker. Birthday card

Blank on the inside, twisted on the outside. I'm made from bitchin' sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, which makes me thick in all the right ways. I'm on the smaller side, coming in at 105 x 148mm but don't let that fool you, I pack a punch. I also come with my own envelope cos I'm swish like that. 

Free 2nd class delivery to any UK address.

Second class post usually takes two to three working days to be delivered so if you need it quicker, let me know and I'll see what I can do. 

Since Planet Earth II, turned out to be a dirty lie, and we're all stuck on this one planet with no backup anytime soon, we've got to change. 

So these greeting cards are printed on sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, with a 100% recycled envelope.
When it comes to packaging, I use tissue paper, recycled brown paper, and recyclable tape for packaging.
Like the Dogg says, 'Drop it like it's hot- right into the recycling bin.'