In the days before pennies and quids, 'two bob' was the nickname for two shillings, so basically fuck all. So to be a 'two-bob' is to be cheap; adding a twat on the end is just fun.
Text: Happy Birthday... you two-bob twat.
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Happy Birthday... you two-bob twat. Birthday card
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