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Sometimes, it's not enough to wish your friend a happy birthday; the thrill comes from a bit of flutter on the side.

Text: If you Die in a knife fight with a monkey this birthday I win a bet.

Remember to use the code FREESHIZ to activate the 3 for 2 offer on the checkout page. 

'If You Die...' Birthday Card

  • Blank on the inside, twisted on the outside. I'm made from bitchin' sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, which makes me thick in all the right ways. I'm on the smaller side, coming in at 105 x 148mm but don't let that fool you, I pack a punch. I also come with my own envelope cos I'm swish like that. 

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