Sometimes, it's not enough to wish your friend a happy birthday; the thrill comes from a bit of flutter on the side.

Text: If you Die in a knife fight with a monkey this birthday I win a bet.

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'If You Die...' Birthday Card

£2.95

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Blank on the inside, twisted on the outside. I'm made from bitchin' sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, which makes me thick in all the right ways. I'm on the smaller side, coming in at 105 x 148mm but don't let that fool you, I pack a punch. I also come with my own envelope cos I'm swish like that.
Since Planet Earth II, turned out to be a dirty lie, and we're all stuck on this one planet with no back up anytime soon, we've got to change.

So these greeting cards are printed on sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, but I'm looking into options for 100% recycled cards, so watch this space. I avoid plastic like the plague when it comes to postage so it's tissue paper and recycled brown paper for packaging all the way although I am partial to a sticker.

Nerd Writer & Angry Artist