Sometimes it's not enough to wish your friend a happy birthday; the thrill comes from a little flutter on the whole affair.
Text: If you Die in a knife fight with a monkey this birthday I win a bet.
'If You Die...' Birthday Card
£2.50Price
Blank on the inside, twisted on the outside. I'm made from bitchin' sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, which makes me thick in all the right ways. I'm on the smaller side, coming in at 105 x 148mm but don't let that fool you, I pack a punch. I also come with my own envelope cos I'm swish like that.