Between Zelda, doom scrolling, and journalling your Apocalypse Checklist, who has time for in-person interventions? No one. So, send them an old-school card in the post to show them what you think of their life choices.
Text: You're exactly where you're supposed to be... because you make terrible decisions.
Remember to use the code FREESHIZ to activate the 3 for 2 offer on the checkout page.
You're exactly where you're supposed to be... Life Motto Card
£2.95Price
Blank on the inside, twisted on the outside. I'm made from bitchin' sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, which makes me thick in all the right ways. I'm on the smaller side, coming in at 105 x 148mm but don't let that fool you, I pack a punch. I also come with my own envelope cos I'm swish like that.